Cruising in the supermarket – has it happened to you?

Reader, I nearly dropped my yoghurt

I didn’t think cruising in the supermarket was a thing until I got checked out in the cheese aisle. Yes, really – it happened on Thursday afternoon when I popped into Little Waitrose in Holborn to pick up “a few bits”. I was wearing my gym kit, which some of you may recognise from Instagram, but I wasn’t feeling in the slightest bit sexy. To be honest, my purposeful pace and slightly stressed demeanour was probably giving Busy Working Mum.